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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (11 children)

Customer: Why is there so much latency over my tunnel from us-east to us-west?

Me: checks latency seems pretty normal, what's the issue?

Customer: The latency is too much. Why is it not as fast as us-east-1 to us-east-2?

Me: They are near each other. Us-West is across the entire United States

Customer: Make faster

Me: This is the speed of light. And over copper it's about 2/3 that

Customer: hmm are you sure that's as fast as it can go?

Me: Well, unless we change the laws of physics your not going to get any better latency

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Anytime I run into that question I tell them if I could manage FTL comms I wouldn't be working here.

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