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Stop (lemmy.zip)
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1 hour in Java (piefed.jeena.net)
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Overfitting moment (sh.itjust.works)
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Up up and away we go (sh.itjust.works)
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(⁠ー⁠_⁠ー⁠゛⁠) (lemmy.world)
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cat /etc/os-release (lemmy.ml)
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Detailed Error Messages (lemmy.zip)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/20765111

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Text Processing Compass (lemmy.sdf.org)
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why isn't it ok? why???? (i.imgflip.com)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cringecollective.io/post/75583

why isn't it ok? why????

Meme "the number of people who think this is an abomination" over a photo of a USB-A to USB-A cable, "but think this is perfectly acceptable" over a photo of a USB-C to USB-C cable, "makes me sick."

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Popular Programming Book "Clean Code" is being rewritten (sopuli.xyz)
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Those who know, know.

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So that's where the GO logo comes from! (lemmy.world)
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C meme (gregtech.eu)
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cross-posted from: https://gregtech.eu/post/298116

A screenshot from youtube, Virbox

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Principal Skinner on Immutable Distros (infosec.pub)
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Am I out of touch?

No, it's the forward-thinking generation of software engineers that want elegant, reliable, declarative systems that are wrong.

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Anyone here use assembly? (lemm.ee)
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Google, No! (imgur.com)
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Google used AI tagging to put "zoom zoom" by a ghost bike pile

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Sometimes VSCode just shows you a gal (lemmy.world)
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Flight instinct intensifies (sh.itjust.works)
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O of what now (sh.itjust.works)
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Came back to learn you have job security (sh.itjust.works)
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Might as well have been written by an alien (lemmy.ml)
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My Technical Romance (sopuli.xyz)
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Source

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Sleep paralysis demon (lemmy.world)
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What does your sleep paralysis demon ask you?

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Emails are hard (lemmy.world)
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Thanks for the information though.

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Other data structures exists? (sh.itjust.works)
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Author left the job (sh.itjust.works)
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