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Popular Programming Book "Clean Code" is being rewritten (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I should get to work on my opus, "Dirty Code"

Inside I'll reveal all my secrets like: not writing tests, not documenting anything, putting the whole app into a single python file, object-disoriented relational mapping, obscure SQL tricks, unobscure no-sql tricks, and more!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

object-disoriented

I'll steal this to shit talk about code; until git blame points to my past self

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm of the opinion that Uncle Bob did some massive damage to software development as a whole with that book.
With that said, this is genuinely funny.