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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Pro tip: turn your phone off

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it was so critical why did they deny my last raise?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because yall didn't unionize.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They said I didn't need to because they were like a family.

What I didn't realize is that they were like my family.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Remember the 6th Rule of Acquisition

Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity

And the 111th

Treat people in your debt like family... exploit them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Hah! I wish it was email, so I could ignore it. Instead it's either a Slack DM, which escalates to a phone call.