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They Need To Stop Doing This (kerala.party)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (16 children)

“The other programmers keep accidentally writing code that ends up in an infinite loop. I'd like you to make a program that can reliably detect that.”

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Easy.

If( loop == inf) {

End;

}

Pay check please?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Here you go:

Zero dollar bill

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Woah! This is worthless!

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