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Hmmm, which one? I'm going to paddle around in my kāy-nō?, or The lava from that vol-ka-ˈnew might cover the village!
I think there's a joke about vul-canoes and vulverines in here somewhere that result in canoes with claws. I just can't quite find it.
"vulverines" sounds more like genitals with claws.
Or clawing genitals
And from vulvarines, we can get to vulvamarine, where there has to be some kind of cunnilingus joke.
Give it a few hours, someone's bound to come up with it.