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[–] [email protected] 130 points 9 months ago (12 children)

❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗URGENT❗❗❗❗PLeSE READ ASAP❗MY REQESTS ARE MORE IMPORATNT THAN YOUR TIME❗❗ CC: yourboss,your mum,your uni prof

[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Behind every ❗️❗️❗️🚨🚨🚨URGENT🚨🚨🚨❗️❗️❗️ there is a person who's about to miss a deadline and, instead of working on themselves to prevent that from happening in the future, makes it the developer's deadline to miss

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Also that urgency is rooted in job insecurity, not even customer impact. They just don't want to look bad.

E: which I mean fair enough, me too, but still.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But if you do your job properly, you don’t end up in this situation.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Yeah but we're all learning, so a certain amount of grace is called for.

Anyway, not to counter my own point. There's a line, is what I'm saying, and it's blurry.

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