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They are losing their fucking minds.

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[–] [email protected] 157 points 7 months ago (18 children)

“Middle aged woman” fucking lol

[–] [email protected] 63 points 7 months ago (16 children)

Average lifespan is 77 for women, she’s not far off.

Also I’m middle aged, I’ve never thought of that. I need to go have my midlife crisis now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Isn't it like... 81 years? Europe noises

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That's like 2 years mate

Oh and its 85 down here in Aus and thats with a giant cancer machine in the sky. Skippy noises.

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