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Don't tell him how Swabian Ravioli are called in the local dialect (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 109 points 4 months ago (21 children)

Capybaras are classified as fish in Catholic canon law, on the grounds that they spend their lives in water. I’m guessing that a party of conquistadors was on the verge of starvation and got their priest to petition the Vatican to issue a retroactive ruling in their favour.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 months ago (15 children)

Iirc, both Jewish and Islamic law are explicit that if you can break kosher/eating halal if you have no other options for food. Keeping yourself alive is more important.

Is there not something similar in catholic theology?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (10 children)

In Catholic doctrine you can break literally all rules except denouncing the holy spirit, if you confess and repent afterwards.