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[–] [email protected] 109 points 4 months ago (21 children)

Capybaras are classified as fish in Catholic canon law, on the grounds that they spend their lives in water. I’m guessing that a party of conquistadors was on the verge of starvation and got their priest to petition the Vatican to issue a retroactive ruling in their favour.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I don't have a source for this but I had been told it was in an attempt to try to convert Venezuelans to Catholicism

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You don't like the religion?

Here, we made the big dog a fish, are you happy now?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

If I were a 16-17th century South American and you turned a big dog into a fish, yeah... I'd probably be willing to believe in your God.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
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