As someone who has inherited code like that, I would like to strangle the first programmer in the comic.
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"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live."
The use of "would have" instead of "will have" is making my eye twitch...
There’s nothing more permanent than a temporary solution.
This is my workplace, but with literally everything, not just code.
Capitalism 101
Gotta make that line go up TODAY
Making it go up tomorrow is the next guy's problem
Don't worry I'd post the code on linkedin and credit your profile
The company being successful probably wasn't doing humanity any favors anyway