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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Horses cant wipe either but they do fine in terms if the smell. The trick is that they have an anus designed to prolapse a few inches so that the feces only ever comes into contact with the rectum and never exterior tissues.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Toilet paper companies don't want you to know this one trick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you haven't bought a bidet (like $50-100 and a few minutes to install) or shower every time you poop, you are probably covered in feces right now. Toilet paper alone is kind of gross.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I actually poop in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain. I don't even have a toilet.