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And touchy is a thing, it touches back, so it’s something that looks good, can touch you back, smells bad, is loud, but tastes yummy…
Or it gets really defensive when you ask if personal questions
Sounds just like my ex
How would you know what your ex tasted like?
That’s why she’s the ex… he didn’t like the way she tasted… down there.
To be honest, everyone knows what their ex tastes like.
What is, a dog?
Please don’t taste fluffy.