this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

The original take hits harder.

Person Man, Person Man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person Man
Is he depressed?
Or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Person Man?
Degraded man, Person Man

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Triangle Man
Triangle Man
Triangle Man hates Person Man
They have a fight
Triangle wins
Triangle Man

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The op is the Spider Man theme song, just reworded.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I did not read it that way at first. It's so much better now that you said that.