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Can we make a "not for public office " stamp for the foreheads of fascists?
In one of my D&D campaigns, my wizard got tasked with a quest by half a pantheon, but mostly the god of knowledge, and realized that she was going to have to go tell Clerics of these gods what to do. She asked for "some sort of proof of the task, a letter of recommendation, or something." The god of knowledge magically wrote his glyph on her forehead. At least it stopped glowing after a week, so you could only see it with a "True Sight." after that. It didn't go away even once she had a new body.
Be careful what you say around God's. Your DM may decide to be "funny."
We have a campaign going where my character is blind. It didn’t start out that way - we ran across an eldritch horror that wanted eyes in exchange for great power. I like power, so I gave on my own eyes, that way all the power would be mine
Now I’m blind and have a seeing eye penguin. He’s a pretty cool penguin though
Don't lie. You're secretly role playing the "Linux guy" from Ctrl+Alt+Del
The penguin gave it away. A seeing eye pseudodragon I wouldn't have seen through.
Pun intended.