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[–] [email protected] 75 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Breast milk is the only milk that can be vegan. It’s all about consent.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Those plants didn't consent, so...

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago

I can speak from experience that almonds are kinky little sluts and like to be milked.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Those are not technically milk so...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

To which authority? Because I know the milk conglomerate has been staunchly fighting for that very definition.

The lack of consent is more viable as a disqualifier.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think the main distinction is lactose. And/or the proteins that are present in milk.

While oat milk and consorts can be used in a lot of use cases it's not a one to one replacement and it's dishonest to claim it is.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Depends on the uses. Food Theory did a great video about this very thing, covering preferred taste, consistency, price, protein / fat content, and bake-ability: https://youtu.be/df8FRfVtVNw

Lactose is simply the kind of sugar/ starch in the milk.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Euphemistic milks?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Which would mean there's the possibility of this new short horror story I just wrote:

I noticed two new options in the dairy aisle today: human breast milk, vegan and non-vegan.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

So meat is vegan as long as the cows consent?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

Man, Hitchhiker's Guide really was ahead of its time.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

Technically yes. But of course they would (and can't really) do that. But you could also eat stuff like roadkill and it's vegan. Veganism as a moral philosophy has nothing to do with food, it's about respecting and granting animals the same rights as humans (as far as applicable, not stuff like voting).