Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Are you actually horny or do you just need a shit and it's pressing on your prostate? (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Sorry didn't know where to post this and it's been heavy on my mind.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Today I jerked off and some semen touched my nipple so guys is my nipple gay?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Do you shoot out like a fountain? How did it touch your nipple mate... Nvm don't bother

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I've shot it over my head before....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

It’s been a couple days and I clenched really hard before I jizzed.