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[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

Bees be like : ama swim in that, eat it, mix it with my saliva and regurgitate it, baby

Human : that's some tasty gourmet shit you got there, buddy . From now on we'll gas your entire home from time to time to steal that shit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Have you ever tried to give a bee honey?

I found a bee near death outside once, and I picked him up with an envelope then dropped him in some manuka honey. He landed upside down, but I flipped him over, then he started drinking the honey. The next morning I saw a smudge on the floor and thought a housemate had squished him, but then I opened the door to the front room and he did a little dance in front of my face before I let him outside.

Suffice it to say, bees love honey just as much as we do.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

BTW that bee you saved was probably a female. Women do all the outdoor work in bee society, the males' primary job is to fuck the queen. They're little stay at home sluts.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

But they get sugar water back in return.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Isn’t it splendid when everybody gets what they want?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

This is fake news. It's not gassing, it's stoning. Smoke is weed for bees. We trading drugs for honey. They can leave if they want, cause they can fly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

steal that shit

That's just how the bees pay rent.