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[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

If you don't believe, and you're wrong, you'll spend eternity in hell being tormented by the will of our all-loving and omnipotent lord. So, you should beleive to be safe. And give us your money.

Oh wait, that's Christianity.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

If to forgive is divine either hell doesn't exist or god isn't divine...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

If you don't believe in the FSM and you're wrong, you'll get no pasta in the afterlife.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

All wise, all powerful, just can't handle money!... George Carlin.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 10 months ago

Also christian god supposedly don't like religious opportunists very much so people going pascal on him would probably regret it if it was correct.