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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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New study finds bots and fraud farms responsible for 73% of web traffic::undefined

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

They go, "hey bot, would you please clip me some Safeway coupons?"

Then the bot goes and gets their little bot scissors and their bot newspaper, then clips up some coupons and hands them to OP.

It's a pretty endearing sight.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

"Father, what is my purpose?"

"You clip coupons."

"... Oh my god..."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Then the bot goes and gets their little bot scissors

But digitally.

and their bot newspaper,

But digitally.

then clips up some coupons

But digitally.

and hands them to OP.

But digitally.

They said we'd all be living in a VR world by now back in the 90s!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I had some good times with your mom last night. But digitally.