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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Smoke detectors are so friggen annoying, they have horrible UX.

When the battery starts getting low they always chirp/beep starting in the middle of the night because that’s when it tends to be coldest which makes the battery slightly worse, so you get a horrible sleep and hit the snooze button because fuck finding the right battery at 3am.

Or you take the battery out and it fucking screams at you and continues chirping because it’s missing a battery and maybe you’ll forget and die on a fire while it’s powered down. But it’s 3 am, where the fuck do you find a store selling batteries that’s open?

The new ones are wired in, but they still drain the battery anyways, so they’re even more annoying to replace and still have all the same annoyances.

They say “test weekly” on the detector, so you go to do your test. It waits for you to press the button and then at full fucking volume beeps right at you. Sure, you know it’s loud enough for a fire, but it’s so fucking loud it physically hurts and scares the shit out of my pets.

Why haven’t these things gotten any better?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You don't take them off the wall and hold your hand over the speaker when you test them?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Not the ones that are wired in, no. I’ve also got one that has like a cone shape and you can’t cover it.

I just put on the headphones I use for woodworking or earplugs.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

it fucking screams at you and continues chirping because it’s missing a battery

I have never seen a fire alarm with a backup battery. Buy a different one maybe?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wired ones are the code where I live, and the wireless ones do seem to have a built in battery that chirps after you remove the main battery. You'd need to do surgery to stop it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Interesting. I’ve never heard about any of these. In Germany the alarm chirps when its battery is about to run out and stops when it’s dead. They are not wired.