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ALRIGHT YOUTUBERS its time for CPR step 1:
Don't waste any time in ensuring the victim's airway is not obstructed...
Step 2: compressions. Don't forget to push that like button like the chest of the victim!
Step 3: Breath into the mouth, just like everyone breathing life into that comment section!
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Meanwhile the video shows animation made by AI, looking like the Will Smith eating spaghetti ones.
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You forgot about a background about CPR, it's uses then proceed a whole essay about its history, then eventually reaching to the main point but explained in the most vague way possible. It's also probably narrated by an AI.
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