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A carpet is bloat! I use a tiny spec of aluminium foil and rub it onto my cpu to flip it's switches.
I don't even use a computer, I just hunt fish
Really? That's inefficient. I personally just drink all the water in the pond and eat all the fishes with it. 2in1
Fish can be bloated, too.