Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Leaving the bidet on "feminine" mode is the female equivalent of leaving the toilet seat up. (m.media-amazon.com)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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My wife does this all the time, and if I don't check before I spritz I get an unexpected ball splash.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

There’s a feminine mode? Aren’t assholes all in the same spot?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Assholes are, but that's not what it's for

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Sometimes a spritz to the gooch is just what I need to remember it takes 2 to tango.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yes but women have a pee hole between their labia and if you don't rinse that then what even are you doing? I'm not interested in walking around with pee-stained lady parts, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Piss-flaps.

They're called piss-flaps.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Only if there's piss on them. Which there shouldn't be.