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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Honestly more readable than a lot of SQL I've read. It even has hierarchical grouping.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I was disgusted by the XML at first, but it's a readable query returning a sane JSON object.

Meanwhile, I'm mantaining Java code where the SQL is a perfectly square wall of text, and some insane mofo decided the way to read the resulting list of Object[] 🤮 is getting each column by index... so I'd switch to SQXMLL in a heartbeat.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Check out JOOQ.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

JOOQ made me realize that most ORMs suck