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[–] [email protected] 80 points 7 months ago (22 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Growing up is realizing that sitting down is better than standing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yeah. Both hands for the phone, absolute silence cause the dick is hanging in the water, right, it's just perfect.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hanging IN the water? Dude, how long is your schlong?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

XD

Nah, I'm just messing with y'all.

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