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[–] [email protected] -2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nobody asked. She's not gonna fuck you anyway. If I had her body I'd go out of my way to make it known to everyone that I would never fuck you specifically.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Ok, so wait, you're mad cause I don't want to fuck her? I mean do you? That's kinda creepy. I appreciate her as a person and as an artist, but you seem hungup on her looks and fuckability, so clearly you're the weirdo here. I See her and go "nice girl, very talented" but you go "omg I wish I could wake up as her so I could jack off with her body!" But I'm the one who's wrong?

[–] [email protected] -4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Pathetic. Your opinion on girls doesn't matter. My suggestion is, keep it to yourself. Only dickheads rate women online.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Get off your high horse internet virgin

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago