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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Well I would go to the loo then brush my teeth and then have a shower.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

You party animal!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You monster! Teeth brushing and shower should occur before sleep, not after! :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You don't brush your teeth in the morning too?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Only after breakfast. Brushing your teeth before you eat is like wiping your butt before you poop.