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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You mean to say, you're having trouble finding it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I might but having had a go at it...yeah I'm starting to think that all that joking about how hard finding "the button" is some grand conspiracy of weaponized incompetence, I've had a couple partners now to confirm that finding "the button" is damn easy for someone who actually gives a shit about being a reciprocal partner.

You know you're doing it right when her thighs are wrapped around your head like she's trying to use your melon for a Gallagher bit. Hands clutched in your hair is even better, and if she's giving you a tempo you've got her so deep in the mood that all that's left is to follow the rhythm her body's setting for you.

It's so easy that her body will literally be telling you how to do it even better by the end if you put in the starting effort.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We get it, you have sex.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I think an explainer is important when some old misinformed boomer humor trope is being bandied about, just happened that this one was about sex schtuff

I'd have given a similar response to references to wife bad no fault divorce is satan jokes