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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Lol at the UK just making shit up.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

UK's books are in the black again because they ran out of red ink

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Stocks in left over black ink from all those old inkjet printers found in landfill sites increase GDP by 4pts this year as it's revealed that adding a bit of water brings then back to liquid.

Turmoil in Britain this week as Nestlé refuses to let the British use water for bathing, choosing instead to sell Britain's waterways to the highest bidder—second-hand ink manufacturers. The price increase of Nestlé shares raise GDP another 3pts.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Making shit up and still getting beaten by the "lazy" French and Italians.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What's the source for this post?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)