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Is this man a magnet for accidents at sea? (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (9 children)

Afaik you have to respond if you're the closest vessel.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

So I need a dingy and the marine traffic app and to have an "accident" while a certain vessel would be imposed to save me? Then I get to do some yachting and chumming it up with gilbert grape and some <25 year old babes?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You have to do something really stupid though in order for them to take it seriously, like claim you're going to cross the Atlantic on a pool float, level of stupid.

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