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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

My calculations show that around the age of 80 he will be massive enough to turn earth into a black hole if evenly distributed onto its volume

Edit: actually by the age of 30, because I misread the current age to be 12 months

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And how will this affect the stock price?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Positively, probably, as the stock will get to the moon literally and long before that moment