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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Calm down bro, being overweight is not turning you into Mike Tyson immediately. You know, an unskilled fist punch to the face of another man can also result in hurting or partly breaking your own hand.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Iunno bruh it sounds like he studied the blade :D But fr if he's big enough to knock you down, its the pavement - not the punch that kills you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Eh… Mike Tyson isn’t famous because his first punch hits hard, it’s because he can do more than a few swings and knows what he is doing.

The point the other commenter was making is that there is more force behind a punch from a large person vs a tiny person. Not that they have some magical fighting ability because they are overweight.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Absolutely. But a broken hand can still have force behind it.

And not that it matters, but I do know how to throw a punch. And there's a big gap between "how hard someone expects a punch to be" and "world champion boxer heavyweight boxer. "

Mike Tyson could definitely kill with a punch.