this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2024
406 points (95.7% liked)

Science Memes

10348 readers
1569 users here now

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.

Rules

  1. Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
406
Burrito (mander.xyz)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
53 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I don't know where you're getting your information from. "Hamsters" is actually a misleading term because there is only one hamster on Earth and he is immortal. He travels through time and overlaps his own timeline frequently, creating the illusion of multiple hamsters. As he ages, he grows very slowly and the patterns on his fur change, which is why he looks different sometimes. You should probably say a few hail hamsters now because he doesn't like when people make jokes about his demise — and he can bite.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

when he travels backwards through time he's referred to as a sterham and is positively charged

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I, for one, welcome our immortal, time-travelling, hamster overlord, but please stop giving away their secrets. The 'vapourisation' is the cover they need to make the particularly tricky jumps through time and space. It's not needed every time, hence why it's not more common, just when they need to arrive at a very specific point that's already crowded with other manifestations of the ur-hamster.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The proper term is Miniature Giant Space Hamster

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

GO FOR THE EYES BOO, GO FOR THE EYES!!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Go for the eyes, Boo!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is he a cousin of St. Gulik or something? They kind of look alike.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Fascinating! I'm certain they're in the same genus.