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Why spend money on ChatGPT? (feddit.org)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nobody's stupid enough to connect their AI to their database. At least, I hope that's the case...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't have links anymore, but few months ago I came across some startup trying to sell AI that watches your production environment and automatically optimizes queries for you.

It is just a matter of time until we see first AI induced large data loss.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Omg lol

'Query runs much quicker with 10 million fewer rows, Dave.'

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Just add AND 1=2 to any query for incredible performance gains

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nobody's stupid enough to

Every sentence that begins this way is wrong.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nobody's stupid enough to

Every sentence that begins this way is wrong.

Nobody is stupid enough to belive that every sentence that begings with "Nobody's stupid enough" is automatically wrong

Im high