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[โ€“] [email protected] 131 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

I'm such a man that I've had sex that my penis resembles an angel hair pasta noodle made of veiny leather. I'm such a sex laden stud that I can fuck any crevice now. I've reached peaked masculinity by being able to top any nook or cranny. Behold and be shamed.

[โ€“] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Wanna see my downstairs mixup?

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