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[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

With the right emojis this could be a really unbearable LinkedIn post.

[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

hits rock bottom ๐Ÿชจ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ˜ญ
*adds geologist to resume ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿชจ๐Ÿ˜

*Has meltdown ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’ฅ
Adds nuclear physicist to resume โš›๏ธ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your resume really stood out to us but we've heard some disturbing allegations of misconduct regarding your treatment of rocks we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.

*Adds landlord to resume ๐Ÿ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

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