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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I like how posting got fairly fast. Then we started putting absurd amounts of ram into servers so now they're back to slow.

Like we have a high clock speed dual 32 core AMD server with 1TB of ram that takes at least 5 minutes to do it's RAM check. So every time you need to reboot you're just sitting there twiddling your thumbs waiting anxiously.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I will date myself. These machines had a lot of memory as well which added to the slow reboot. I think it was 16 gigs.

The r series for IBM took forever. The p series was faster but was still slow

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll date myself. My first PC had 500MB of STORAGE

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

My first pc had a tape drive.