this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2024
1545 points (99.2% liked)

Science Memes

10348 readers
1593 users here now

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.

Rules

  1. Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
1545
Launches (mander.xyz)
submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
146 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 195 points 6 days ago (9 children)

Yeah, but propelling them out of the solar system just sounds like the kind of fake-ending that ends up with the super villain coming back stronger in a decade. Have we learnt nothing from science fiction? You have to destroy your foes whilst you can.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 6 days ago (1 children)

From the https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordList

4: Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

7: When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

13: All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not Left for Dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Man, I haven't thought of the Evil Overlord List in many, many years. Thanks for that.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The phantom zone ain't gonna cut it.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

It blows my mind that this was cutting edge, jaw dropping graphics back in the day. A shape-shifting trapezoid with some panicked faces peeking out.

E. Nah now I'm thinking it's a one dimensional parallelegram.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That shit's laughable, but then there was Superman III and the trauma it caused:

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

That scene scared the shit out of me

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

What blows my mind is that I could right now recreate this in moments on a cheap, low-power microcontroller.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Which angel is that?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Imploding submarines are far more efficient

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Okay when the options are throwing a football down field or up field, the option to hit a softball with a sledgehammer isn't helpful.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Going easy on traitors is how Germany gave us WWII.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

But we gave him a nice little prison stay to write his manifesto in! Surely he learned his lesson and won't attempt to overthrow democracy again, right?

...right?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

They can still come back from another parallel reality or some such - villains are like cats, they always come back (unless they are bored and then they don't).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Sun's bad then too. Don't want them Voyage Homeing their way into the past

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Yes, one is a final solution, the other is just pushing your problems elsewhere without regard for who else it could affect.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

https://youtu.be/zoCvqDd2_C8

Back when RT wasn't shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

To the depths of Jupiter, then.