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blockchain for state management, TRULY speculative execution.
I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.
I am terrified and aroused
I'm only terrified
And AI for arithmetic operations. That's so brilliant. I think we have a great idea for startup.
Holy shit, this guy is living in the future
You're responsible for cleaning up all this vomit I made just now.