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I'd make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Both of these are my moms ideas.

First your cars never start.

Or the other option

We no longer have cell phones, we have to go back to land lines.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The second really isn’t much of an issue after an adjustment period. Might even improve our lives by killing off social media

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Unless it just means that we can't make phone calls on our smart phones - in which case it doesn't change much.