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The lengths we have to go to (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Even vim can show you that
^(fucking nano user)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's a joke here about using echo "some python code" > main.py in here somewhere but I can't find it. Imagine I did instead.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Import python.Joke.ShellProgramming()

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

"the punchline is clearly trivial, the set-up is left as an exercise for the reader"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Obligatory mirco is better.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is mirco a little man sitting on your SSD flipping bits manually as you dictate him?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No that's macro. Micro is when small gnomes sit inside your HDD and moving the read/write head around manually.