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Feel bad for the atlassian programmers right now.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I bet it's only green, because you can still reach their web portal. It doesn't check any throughput. Or it does and it's green because a fuckton of tickets get created and instantly closed with "known error, check status page for updates".