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[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I'm waiting for you guys to start. Someone take the first bite yo.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You have an unfortunate username for this conversation.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Friendly fire is always a unfortunate possibility.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Your sacrifice for the cause is appreciated comrade.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s a humble brag that he’s rich af.

You haven’t memed on Lemmy until you’ve done it sitting on a golden toilet, he says.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

That double-crossing jerk!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I honestly don't think they would taste very good. Full of fat and prescription drugs.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Are you joking? That sounds like an amazing meal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Fat is flavor buddy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Trust me, the rich do a lot more drugs than just the prescribed ones…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

difference to any other industrially produced meat?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

...wait, you guys haven't literally been eating the rich? What the fuck?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fine but you are bringing the side dish. I'm thinking third generation trust fund baby, or maybe "royalty"?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Both of those qualify as the main dish.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Where are all the effing serial killers when you actually need them? But nooooooo... We only go after poor white women and children!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

OH! OKAY! when i did it 2 years ago you were all like "HELP! HE'S CRAZY, HE'S A CANNIBAL!" but now you wanna join in or what?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

How does it feel being so god damn delicious?