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My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. "Sure," I said. "My door is always open." (discuss.online)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Lol, good one

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I'd love to discuss insulation, but alas, the current windows provided to me, compared to what could be provided, leave me doubly, even triply pained to discuss the topic at length.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Man, this joke's so old it's from back when landlords only profited off your income and the scarcity of affordable housing, and provided utilities as a shitty consolation...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No no no. This is modern. From the perspective of a tenant living in an AirBnB full time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Does this make you a roommate?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

The guy does his research. He somehow knew I was born in a barn and I never even told him that story.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

When a landlord closes one door they also paint the windows closed