Its rhetorical. You take him to the beach!
> be blond, white guy.
> muh 'murica, crappy economic situation.
> lots of student and medical debt.
> wants to ease pain and suffering, addicted to drugs and alcohol.
> depression.exe, wants enlightenment, nirvana, zen, etc.
> ends up in the wrong Asia.
> can't afford another air ticket.
> fuck it, I'm going to the beach.
Let him have his break.