Only do it if it's supposed to be part of the wedding. Otherwise, don't do it. It would be very disruptive and distracting and could make an otherwise beautiful moment very awkward. And it'd be something the bride and groom would have to remember for the rest of their lives every time they put on their rings.
And itβd be something the bride and groom would have to remember for the rest of their lives every time they put on their rings.
That's not a very convincing argument to not do that every week at a random wedding.
Originally, before I posted it, my comment had something like "inb4 someone says you're making it sound like a great idea".
I really should've kept that in there.
Who lets randos into their wedding?
Weddings have too much going on for anyone to keep track. It's not a concert. No one is checking for tickets. After the wedding, receptions have assigned seating. But by then, you'd be long gone and planning the next Tolkiened wedding.
"dressed as Sauron" would also mean you would attract some attention before the ceremony, basically dressed as a giant burning vagina
Nah. It's a great joke
Agreed that it's hilarious, but I'm pretty sure I've heard that if someone interrupts the portion, the officiater has to go through like.. a whole process legally because of it? I don't know if that matters realistically if he knows too and is cool though
Honestly, though. Like thatβs how I know I invited the right people to the event.
Seems like the perfect way to stage a polyamorous wedding.
Especially if it's a cock ring
This one is really dependent upon whose wedding it is. I know a couple people that would love this.