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sea cucumbers (mander.xyz)
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Y'know I misinterpreted for a second and thought you were putting a sea cucumber in your anus and then cumming on a crab

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I thought they were shooting a cucumber out of their ass as a projectile.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I love the idea that it wasn't planned like the guy just wanted to be safe and blasted the crab

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh I'm certain no-one will use this template in a more immature way

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I don't think it can get any more graphic than eviscerating yourself and covering your oponent with your own guts!

(Some sea cucumbers do this, others produce a sticky substance specifically for this purpose.)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You are my favorite user on Lemmy. A+ work.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

💚

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

IIRC that’s how they eat, not defend, but either way hilarious

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's both, IIRC depends on the species but some have those creepy noodly things to eat and some eject stringy viscera to distract the predator and skedaddle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Skedaddle, what a criminally underused term

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

If someone threatens you, just fart your lungs all over that bastard.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I defend myself this way as well.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Weirdo. That's how I mark my property.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

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