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PHools?
Missing a P
It got lost in PHP's infinite recursion initials
I don’t know know you’re talking $$$$$about
PHP stands for "PHP Hypertext Processor". The PHP in that stands for "PHP Hypertext Processor". This pattern repeats infinitely.
PHaPpers
You sir have won the Fediverse for today
Coballers - cobalt
Pascalleros - pascal
Java = Javier
It actually isn't but I think it should be.
Sharp dressed men 😎 (C#)
Please kill me.
C#itheads - those are the guys that show up to the emulation project I work on insisting we would drastically improve by nuclear rewriting millions of lines of code into c# (or another language occasionaly).
It's a 20ish yrs old c++ program, we're never doing it but someone will show up trying to push the topic every couple of months.
I know Go has gophers
- Gophers: Golang
- Rubyist: Ruby
- Lispers: Lisp
- Schemers: Scheme
- Chamelier: OCaml
- Nixer: Nix lang
- SQL jockeys: SQL
- Purebloods: Haskell
- Ninjas: C++ (more of a reference to LeetCode folks who mix C with C++)
psssss: Python
C could be “C-Men”
Has a nice ring to it
/g/ calls them Cniles
C++ could be Keiths
Ansiblings for Ansible (yes, I know this isn't a programming language)
Haskellers for Haskell.
what about Huskies?