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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Senior dev here, and dark theme is the best, really, how could we used white as shit screens/IDE before is beyond me. Everything is dark theme here. Using dual 27" 4K (in Linux, using 120DPI for fonts), lot of spaces, readable, smooth fonts

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Senior dev and I like dark mode because I also like my retinas.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Your retinas will be perfectly fine, if you make sure the whole room is lit. Sunlight is significantly stronger than the backlight from a monitor.

Dark mode and a dimly lit room do make sense, if you're coding something in the evening and don't want to disrupt your circadian rhythm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Mine sure aren't with light mode, even in brightly lit office environment. Different people have different eyes, and needs. What may be an unnecessary gimmick for you may very well be vital to the next person's livelihood.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Dark mode in the dark makes your pupils do funny things like constantly widening and narrowing. Dark mode with a backlight is the best. Any screen in the complete darkness is like self destruction to the eyes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

This is why I've stuck around the intermediate level for a long time. my eyes cant take the super dark or super bright.

Definitely just that reason and no others.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

You'll take my split keyboard and dark mode from my cold dead carpal tunnel hands

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Junior dev:

Straight out of uni, know the latest developments while having also studied long established standards and specifications (like POSIX, LSB, SQL, etc), full of energy, and ready to speedrun burning out any %

Senior dev:

Hasn't learned anything substantial in decades, uses outdated specs because "who got the time for that, and legacy stuff works just as well anyway", copy pastes most of their work from stack overflow, is only still employed because of their inside information knowledge and the utter absence of documentation leading to a bus factor of one, and has perfected the art of gaming the system to the point of photoshopping a sloppy IDE screen over their WoW game whenever a picture of them "working" gets taken.

Yeah, checks out.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Seeing that I'm a senior dev, take it any way you want.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Another senior dev here, one of those weirdos who likes light mode. Sometimes. VS Code’s light mode is blinding to me, and I never use it. But Nova’s is beautiful and I prefer it. It depends how well the app renders fonts and colors. The oversaturated colors used in most apps are a big problem.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

VSCode has theme support; there are light themes, that are not so bright and dark themes that aren't that dark.

I prefer a very dark gray, a very good font (Iosevka, tuned to my needs) and an appropiate font size (because wearing glasses).

I hope, I never get this senior title. It is complete BS to me. And I am glad, that my junior status is gone for good and I have a job title that does not try to tell something about my expierience!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

From my experience the only big changes I'd say I made overtime are:

  1. Font size bumped up

  2. Switched to neovim from visual studio, which took like a year to relearn my entire workflow (100% worth it though)

  3. Switched from multiscreen setup to one single big screen (largely due to #2 above no longer needing a second screen, tmux+harpoon+telescope+fzf goes brrrr)

  4. Switched to a standing desk with a treadmill, because I became able to afford a larger living space where I can fit such a setup.

If I were to do this meme though it'd mostly be #1, there just came a day when I had to pop open my settings and ++ the font size a couple times, that's how I knew I was getting old.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Explain (4) a bit more. Do you type and walk?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yup, I usually have it set to the slowest setting when typing.

I find I work much better and can think clearer while walking, as it keeps the blood flowing and makes me feel more awake and engaged.

If I have a tough problem I'm trying to work through I turn the speed up to a faster pace and sorta just work through it in my head while speed walking, often this helps a lot!

During meetings when I'm bored I also turn the speed up a bit.

I often get around 10k to 12k steps in a day now.

Note I don't stay on the treadmill all day long, I usually clock a good 4 hours on it though.

Then I take a break and chill on the couch with my work laptop, usually I leave my more "chill" tasks like writing my tests for this part, and throw on some Netflix while I churn all my tests out.

Highly recommend it, I've lost a good 15ish lbs now in the past year since I started doing it, and I just generally feel a lot better, less depressed, less anxious :)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wow, that's crazy! Great it's working for you

I completely understand walking to free up the mind but somehow that doesn't fit with working at all... Yeah, I can't reconcile it either

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Often people are surprised that I can walk and type but honestly I haven't found it impacts my wpm at all.